Athletics jokes, athletics humour and comedy.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100
metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
How do you start a jelly race?
How do you start a tapioca race?
How do you start a Teddy Bear race?
Ready Teddy Go.
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam. He was first in the human race.
Who's the English shot put champion?
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Why do elephants wear running shoes?
For running, of course.
How do you start a firefly race?
Ready, set, glow!
What runs but never moves?
Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.