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Buying Players

It was the last John Player League match of 1978 for Gloucestershire, and they were at the bottom of the table.

A customer came to the ticket window.

'May I have two please," he asked, putting down a five pound note.

'Certainly, sir,' said the cashier. 'Batsmen or bowlers?'

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