The club captain was showing the new member around the club and explaining the procedure.
'We have nets four evenings a week. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.'
'Four evenings? Isn't that a lot? Must one attend all four nets?'
'Oh, not at all, but most of the boys do attend all four as after a net we usually have a little entertainment. For instance, after practice on Tuesday we usually have a poker school.'
I don't play poker.'
'Oh! Well, after practice on Wednesday night we have a right old booze-up.'
'I don't drink.'
'Well, not to worry. After practice on Thursday night we have a few girls in.'
'I'm not interested in girls.'
'Are you gay?'
'Well, there goes Friday night as well!'
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