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English Ritual

It hadn't rained for months and the Indians were worried about the drought. 'Let us do The English Rain Ritual,' said one Indian.

'What is that?'

'When I was in England I saw two men in white coats hammer six sticks into the ground, then two men carrying clubs came out and stood in front of the sticks and then eleven more men came out blowing on their hands. Then one of the white coats shouted "Play", and that's when the rain came pouring down!'

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