The elegant batsman strolled to the wicket and carefully took guard and made his mark with great care. He looked around the field, making note of each fielder, did a spot of gardening, adjusted his gloves then indicated he was ready to receive.
The ball was a yorker and knocked back his off stump. 'Isn't that a shame,' said the wicket-keeper. 'Just as you were getting set.'
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