Had A Stiff One
The annual cricket dance was quite an affair and one of the cricketers who was too drunk to drive, flopped in the back seat of his car and his girlfriend drove.
She hadn't driven far when she was stopped by a policeman and asked to take a breath test. The girl blew into the bag and it immediately changed colour.
'Hello, hello,' said the policeman. 'You've had a stiff one tonight.'
'My goodness,' exclaimed the girl. 'Does that show too?'
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