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No Cheat

There was a cricketing minister who never waited for an appeal but always walked. One day his captain approached him and suggested he should wait for the umpire's decision.

'I know when I'm out,' replied the minister. 'Id rather commit adultery than cheat at cricket.'

'Who wouldn't!' retorted the captain.

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