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Wacky Umpire

During the match the wicket-keeper employed all the old tricks to try and distract the batsman, tapping his gloves, coughing, moving almost level in line with the stumps.
The moves must have upset the batsman for he was rapped on the pads three times but each time the appeal was turned down. The umpire turned to the wicket-keeper:

'I've been watching you the last few overs.'

'I thought so,' replied the wicket-keeper. 'I knew you weren't watching the game.'

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