She: 'Oh darling, I'm looking forward to our wedding and all your cricketing friends making an arch for us by holding up their bats, just like they did for Mike.'
He: 'I don't think we'll have an arch, dear.'
She: 'Why not, darling?'
He: 'They held up their bats because he was a batsman.
He: 'I'm a bowler!'
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