Bang Over The Head
A fisherman on his way home with a good catch was stopped by a nosy parker.
"You've done well. What bait you using?"
"No kidding. How do you use it?"
"You put it on the hook like ordinary bait. You cast like always. The fish
snaps at it and pulls back. When he comes to the surface to spit, you bang him
over the head with a stick."
There were no further questions.
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