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A Telegram

A trout fisherman was at it for two weeks before he landed his first fish. He sent off a telegram to his wife:

"I've got one. It's a beauty. Weighs eight pounds. Be home Saturday."

The next day a telegram was delivered to his hotel from his wife:

"I've got one. It's a beauty. Weighs seven pounds. Looks like you. Come home at once."

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