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Alcoholic Snake

A fisherman who had run out of bait spotted a snake with a frog in its mouth. He trimmed a forked stick and pinned down the snake's head but the snake would not let go of the frog.

Then he dropped some whisky on the snake's head. The snake let go the frog to lick up the whisky.

The fisherman was able to use the frog for bait.

Just as he ran out of bait again he felt a nudge on his leg.

The snake was back with another frog in his mouth.

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