An inspector from the Australian Fisheries Department boarded a launch that
had just come in.
"I want to inspect your catch."
"We only got the one fish this fifteen pound snapper. It was a funny thing.
When we opened the snapper we found it had swallowed this two pound pike. But
that isn't all. Inside the pike was this whiting."
The inspector was not impressed.
"Sorry, but I'll want your name and address. That whiting is undersize."
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