Ted and Bruce were out fishing in a boat when Ted had the first touch of the
day. As he set the hook he said:
"Wow! I've hooked a big pike or a carp."
After he played it for a couple
of minutes he told Bruce: "Maybe it's a small bream the way it's darting
No, I think it might be a dace."
But when he landed it: "A miserable
It was the only bite they had, and after an hour or so they
headed back to the jetty. One of their friends asked them:
"Did you have any luck?" Bruce laughed and held up their single fish:
"Ted caught five different kinds of fish pike, carp, bream, dace and stickleback.
This is it."
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