Call Of Nature
One moonlit night the rector, the vicar and the Catholic priest were fishing
from a small boat. Presently the rector stood up.
"Excuse me, gentlemen. I have to answer a call of nature."
Stepping out the right side of the boat, he walked across the water to the bank
six metres away. After a time he returned the same way.
Then the vicar also said that he would answer a call of nature. He stepped out
the right side of the boat, walked across the water to the bank, and returned
in the same way a few minutes later.
This was too much for the Catholic priest, who decided that he couldn't be left
He stepped out the left side of the boat and at once sank out of sight. The
vicar said ruefully to the rector: "We mustn't have told him about that sandbank."
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