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Early Risers

A fisherman on holiday in the country got up very early and headed for the river. In the main street he heard a clock strike four and thought to himself:

"So much for these country people being early risers. The place is deserted."

Then he saw a farm-hand and called out: "Fine morning." "Yes, but it wasn't half cold first thing."

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