Hey, did I have some luck yesterday," said the fisherman to the stranger
as he cast into the middle of the stream.
"Yeah! I took thirty-four of the prettiest trout you ever laid eyes on."
"Yeah?" said the stranger. He turned back his lapel to reveal a shiny
"You see that badge? It means I'm an inspector from the Fisheries Department."
The angler thought fast.
"That's nothing. I'm the biggest liar in the country."
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