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Fish Metal

Colin was boasting about the fish he had caught:

"Every fisherman in the country has been after this fish for weeks. Plenty of them hooked him, but he always got away. Then last week I landed him, but I couldn't eat him."

"Why not?"

"He was so full of fish hooks I had to sell him for scrap metal."

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