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Fog Fish

The waiter in a country pub brought a guest his dinner.

"You'll enjoy this fog fish sir. I caught it myself."

"Fog fish? I've never heard of them before. How do you catch them?"

"Well, when there's a very thick fog on the coast, we drop a few charges of gelignite into the water. The fish get blown up into the fog. Because they're still groggy they start swimming around in it. That's where I come in.

"I just lean a ladder against the fog and hack big holes in it with a carving knife. The fish don't expect the holes, so they fall out into my hands. You wouldn't read about it."

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