The waiter in a country pub brought a guest his dinner.
this fog fish sir. I caught it myself."
"Fog fish? I've never heard of them before. How do you catch them?"
"Well, when there's a very thick fog on the coast, we drop a few charges
of gelignite into the water. The fish get blown up into the fog. Because they're
still groggy they start swimming around in it. That's where I come in.
"I just lean a ladder against the fog and hack big holes in it with a carving
knife. The fish don't expect the holes, so they fall out into my hands. You wouldn't
read about it."
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