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Fresh Lobsters

The stall at the market had a great wire basket full of live lobsters crawling slowly around. A little old lady studied them for some time and then asked the stall holder:

"Are these lobsters fresh?"

"Are they fresh? Madam, do you think I wind them up every morning?"

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