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Gutted Sausages

An angler was going off for a weekend's fishing. His wife said to him:

"Just in case you don't catch any fish to eat, take along this packet of sausages."

"How do you cook them?"

"It's easy. The same as you do your fish."

The weekend was not a success. The fisherman didn't get a touch. He was bad tempered and hungry when he got home.

"Those sausages you gave me wouldn't feed the cat. By the time I skinned them and gutted them and cleaned them there wasn't enough left to make a decent feed."

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