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Lazy

A woman walking along a beach came upon a man fast asleep with a fishing rod gripped in his hand. The line was jerking so she woke him up.

"Wake up mister. You've got a bite."

"Oh, would you mind reeling it in for me please?"

She did this and landed his fish for him.

"Could you put some fresh bait on the hook and cast it out for me, please?"

She grinned and baited his hook.

"A man as lazy as you should be married and have a son to help him."

"That's an idea. I wonder where I can find a pregnant girl."

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