Bodger was in the fishing tackle department. "Do you have any left-handed
fish hooks please? I'm left-handed."
"We'll go through them and see."
The assistant brought out every box of hooks that he had and examined each one
closely. By the time he finished the counter was covered with fish hooks.
"I'm afraid you're out of luck, sir," said the assistant at last. "There
don't seem to be any left-handed fish hooks in stock at all."
"Never mind," said Bodger. "Give us a couple of dozen of those.
I'll just have to fish off the left-hand side of the boat."
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