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Me Or The Fish

A fisherman had a visitor he hadn't seen for some time. The man noticed that there was now a glass case over the mantelpiece containing a large fish. He asked about it.

"I got it on my last fishing trip. I was on my own in this little rowboat and I fought him for several hours before I got him aboard. Then he thrashed around so much I thought the boat would tip over.

I can't swim a stroke and we'd drifted out so far I had to kill him with my bare hands. It was either me or the fish."

"Well, I must say the fish makes a better decoration."

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