Me Or The Fish
A fisherman had a visitor he hadn't seen for some time. The man noticed that
there was now a glass case over the mantelpiece containing a large fish. He asked
"I got it on my last fishing trip. I was on my own in this little rowboat
and I fought him for several hours before I got him aboard. Then he thrashed around
so much I thought the boat would tip over.
I can't swim a stroke and we'd drifted
out so far I had to kill him with my bare hands. It was either me or the fish."
"Well, I must say the fish makes a better decoration."
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