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Right Side Of The Boat

Len and Andy invited Des out for a day's fishing in their boat. When they dropped anchor to fish, Des asked:

"Do you boys mind if I fish off the left-hand side of the boat?"

"No. That's okay. We'll fish off the right-hand side."

They did, and all day long they caught nothing. Des, fishing off the other side, kept pulling in one fish after another.

A few weeks later Len and Andy took Des out again. When they dropped the pick, Andy asked Des:

"I suppose you want to fish off the left-hand side of the boat again, eh?"

"No. If it's all right with you boys I'd like to fish off the right-hand side."

And he did. It was like the Sea of Galilee with fish coming from everywhere on his side. Len and Andy again caught nothing at all. At the end of the day Andy asked Des:

"How the hell do you know which side of the boat the fish are going to be on?"

"Well, when I wake up in the morning I have a look at my wife sleeping alongside me. If she's lying on her left side, I fish off the left side of the boat. If she's lying on her right side, I fish off the right side of the boat."

"That's very interesting. Hang on a minute. What do you do if she's lying flat on her back?"

"Well in that case, obviously, I don't go fishing."

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