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Scale Story

One fisherman with a reputation for stretching the truth bought a pair of scales. He took them with him whenever he went fishing and insisted on weighing every fish he caught in front of witnesses.

Some months went by and his wife gave birth to a baby boy at home. The doctor borrowed the scales to weigh the child. He weighed fifteen kilos.

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