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Sick Squid Owed

Clarence the crab called in to see his friend Squizzy the squid.

"Gee, Squizzy. You look terrible. Are you okay?"

"No, I'm not okay and I feel awful."

"We must do something," said Clarence. "For a start it won't do you any good just lying there on the sea bed.

We'll go for a walk. A change of scenery and fresh water will put new life into you." They set off and before long Clarence spotted a big crayfish up ahead.

"That's my bookie, Fred. Come and I'll introduce you."

When they got closer Clarence hailed the crayfish:

"Good morning, Fred. How are you? How's business?"

They talked for a while, then Clarence said: "By the way, Fred, here's the sick squid I owe you."

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