Sick Squid Owed
Clarence the crab called in to see his friend Squizzy the squid.
"Gee, Squizzy. You look terrible. Are you okay?"
"No, I'm not okay
and I feel awful."
"We must do something," said Clarence. "For
a start it won't do you any good just lying there on the sea bed.
We'll go for a walk. A change of scenery and fresh water will put new life into
you." They set off and before long Clarence spotted a big crayfish up ahead.
"That's my bookie, Fred. Come and I'll introduce you."
When they got
closer Clarence hailed the crayfish:
"Good morning, Fred. How are you? How's
They talked for a while, then Clarence said: "By the way,
Fred, here's the sick squid I owe you."
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