Stuck Over The Bar
Les's launch was stuck on a sandbar and he couldn't make it to his moorings.
He called out to a couple of his mates in a dinghy:
"Can you stop at my place and tell the missus I won't be home until the tide
comes in? I'm stuck on the sandbar."
On the way home they stopped at Les's place and told his wife:
"Les won't be home for some hours. He's stuck over the bar."
"That's nothing unusual," she replied. "Which pub is he at this
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