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Tethered Trout

On the river bank the fisheries inspector was going through one man's bag.

"You've got five perch. That's okay. I have to make sure you've got no trout."

I'm only fishing for perch, inspector. I haven't even got a trout licence."

"Hang on. What's the idea of having that big trout tethered there?"

"He kept taking the bait and spoiling my perch fishing. I got sick of him in the end and tied him up until I go home. Then I'll let him go."

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