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The Fish Shop

After fishing all morning without luck, Fred stopped at the fish shop on his way home.
"Pick me out three big mackerel and throw them over the counter to me will you."
"Throw them? What for?"

"So I can tell my wife I caught them."

The shopkeeper laughed.

"Okay, but it might be better if you take salmon."

"Why?"

"Because your wife came in before and said that if you came in I should persuade you to buy salmon. She rather fancies some for tea."

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