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The Monster Cod

Len and Andy were having a beer in the local when a man came in carrying a huge sack. Len told Andy:

"This is the bloke that caught the monster cod. You can ask him about it yourself."

Andy approached the newcomer:

"How big was the cod you reckon you caught, mate?"

"Well, it was too big to fit on my lorry, so I hacked its head off with the axe. I had to bring some evidence to convince the blokes of its size."

"You don't mean to say that big thing in the bag is its head?"

"No way. I couldn't carry the head by myself. This is one of its eyes."

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