The Monster Cod
Len and Andy were having a beer in the local when a man came in carrying a
huge sack. Len told Andy:
"This is the bloke that caught the monster cod. You can ask him about it
Andy approached the newcomer:
"How big was the cod you reckon you caught, mate?"
"Well, it was too big to fit on my lorry, so I hacked its head off with the
axe. I had to bring some evidence to convince the blokes of its size."
"You don't mean to say that big thing in the bag is its head?"
"No way. I couldn't carry the head by myself. This is one of its eyes."
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