Two Eyes Better Than One
The town loafer approached a farmer friend.
"Have a look at this trout
I just caught. You can have it for the price of two pints, and I'll clean it for
you for another fifty pence."
"Okay. You can clean it, but I want you to leave the eyes in."
"Leave the eyes in? What for?"
"So it'll see me through the weekend."
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