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Two Eyes Better Than One

The town loafer approached a farmer friend.

"Have a look at this trout I just caught. You can have it for the price of two pints, and I'll clean it for you for another fifty pence."

"Okay. You can clean it, but I want you to leave the eyes in."

"Leave the eyes in? What for?"

"So it'll see me through the weekend."

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