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Watch Position

Out in a fishing boat one of the men asked:

"Would you know how to tell your position if you were out here in a thick fog, with no compass, no sun, and a slack tide?"

"No. How?"

"You cut three feet off your best fishing line and tie your watch on the end. Then you swing it round your head three times and let 'er go."

"How does that tell your position?"

"Because your watch would go west."

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