What A Relief
The locals warned the city slicker:
"Don't put a net into this river.
The inspector here, named Riley, hates nets. He'll blow off your head with his
shotgun if he catches you at it."
The townie thought he knew better. Early next morning he began pulling in his
net when a voice behind him boomed:
"Drop that net, put your hands up and don't move or I'll blow off your head."
The city man did as he was bid and asked:
"And who might you be?"
I'm Riley, the fisheries inspector."
"Well that's a relief," said the city slicker.
"I was afraid you
might be the owner of the net."
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