Would You Believe It
Len was boring his listeners with his story about a snapper he'd once caught.
"Would you believe it took me seven hours to land him, and he went on the
scales at 200 Ib." Alf had had enough.
"Did I ever tell you about the time I was fishing over the wreck of an old
sailing ship? I pulled up a ship's lantern nearly 200 years old, and would you
believe the candle in it was still alight."
"That's ridiculous," protested Len. "Fancy expecting us to believe
"Well," replied Alf, "I'll tell you what we'll do. You take 180
Ib off your snapper, and I'll blow out my candle."
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