Football jokes, football humour and comedy.
Soccer is the sport of the future and always will be.
Millions of people play soccer because that way they don't have to watch it
Soccer players do better academically than football players because soccer
players use their heads.
Q.Who are the most indispensable men in international soccer competition?
A.The riot police.
A child, playing in a kids' soccer league, was asked by his dad how the game
went. He answered, "It would have gone better if the other team would just
learn how to share!"
Q. What position did horror film star, the late Vincent Price play on his
soccer team? A. Ghoulie.
Q.What has 22 legs and goes, "Crunch, crunch, crunch?" A. A soccer
team eating potato chips.