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General sports jokes, general sports humour and comedy.

Sportsmen Never Die...

Old archers never die, they simply bow out,

Old bowls players never die, they simply jack it in.

Old card-players never die, they simply shuffle off.

Old chess players never die, they simply go to pieces.

Old croquet players never die, they simply peg out.

Old fishermen never die, they simply smell that way.

Old golfers don't die, they just lose their drive.

Old golfers don't die, we just lose our distance.

Old golfers never die, they simply putter away.

Old mountaineers never die. they simply lose their grip.

Old on-course bookmakers never die, they simply go off the rails.

Old rugby players never die, they simply have their balls taken away.

Old rugby players never die, they just pass away.

Old shot-putters never die, they just get weak.

Old skaters never die, they just lose their ice sight.

Old ski-jumpers never die, they simply tose their inclination.

Old snooker players never die, they simply go to pot

Old tennis players never die, they are simply put out to grass.

Old tobogannists never die, they are simply deluged.

Old yachtsmen never die, they sirnply keel over.


   


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