Fred the Full-back invited his girlfriend over to his apartment to spend the
night in dalliance. As they prepared for bed, he said, 'Honey, I'm going to screw
you like you've never been screwed before!'
Half an hour later, she pulled a feather out of the pillow and started to tap
him on the head with it.
'What are you doing, honey?' he asked. 'Well,' she said, 'comparatively speaking,
I'm beating your brains out!'
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