The wife of a very famous England team captain, whose current line-up included
a large number of players with distinctly un-English names like Panatelli, Uzbecki
and Rochefoucauld, went to the doctor one day with 'woman's trouble'.
The doctor examined her and asked, 'When did you last have a check-up?'
'I don't think I ever had,' she replied. 'I've had an Italian, a Romanian, a Frenchman
. . .'
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