The roughest, toughest front-row forward in the team walked into a pub one
night with a crocodile on a lead. He hit the crocodile over the head with a lager
bottle and it opened its mouth wide and appeared to pass out. Then the rugby man
whipped out his dick and stuck it in the crocodile's mouth, pulling it out just
in time before the creature's jaws snapped shut again.
'Now then,' he bellowed, looking around at the assembled customers, 'is there
anyone in this pub tonight with the courage to do that?'
A little old lady in the comer stood up and said, 'I don't mind having a go -
but don't hit me too hard with the bottle.'
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