The rugby team had been going rapidly downhill and was now in dire financial
straits. The club manager came home one evening and said to his wife, 'I think
you'd better leam how to cook, my dear, because we're going to have to get rid
of cook. And you'd better learn to clean the house, because we'll have to get
rid of the cleaning lady.'
'OK,' said his wife, 'but you'd better leam to screw, so we can fire the chauffeur
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