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Houdini

Fred the Full-back was having sex with his girlfriend on the river bank. When they had finished, she said, 'Fred, darling, if anything goes wrong and we have a baby boy, what shall we call him?' Fred tied a knot in the condom, threw it into the river, and said, 'If he gets out of that, we'll call him Houdini!'

 

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