I Nearly Made It
The old groundsman was getting sick and tired of the young full-back's constant
boasting about his sexual conquests. When they met in the local for a drink, he
said, 'Listen - I'm sixty-seven and I make love nearly every night of the week.'
'Get away!' said the youngster disbelievingly. 'It's true,' said the old codger.
'I nearly made it on Monday, I nearly made it on Tuesday, I nearly made it on
Wednesday . . .'
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