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I Nearly Made It

The old groundsman was getting sick and tired of the young full-back's constant boasting about his sexual conquests. When they met in the local for a drink, he said, 'Listen - I'm sixty-seven and I make love nearly every night of the week.' 'Get away!' said the youngster disbelievingly. 'It's true,' said the old codger. 'I nearly made it on Monday, I nearly made it on Tuesday, I nearly made it on Wednesday . . .'

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