During a particularly rough game between Wales and Scotland, a Welsh full-back
received a severe blow in the privates. His injuries were so severe that he had
to have his penis amputated. Through a miracle of medical technology, the surgeons
were able to graft on a baby elephant's trunk as a replacement.
After he had recovered from the operation, he met a young woman at a club social
and invited her out to dinner at a posh restaurant. Halfway through the meal,
the trunk popped out of his pants, reached across the table, grabbed a bread roll,
and scooted back again. The girl thought she must be imagining things so she said
After this had happened three or four times more, however, she said,
'What on earth is that?' The rugger man explained.
'That's amazing!' she exclaimed. 'Can you make it do it again?'
'Yes, I think so,' said the full-back. 'But to tell you the truth, I don't think
my arse could take another bread roll!'
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