More Than Burgled For
A rugby man travelled down to London from the north for an important away match
and decided to spend the night in a hotel after the game. When he returned home
the next day, his wife told him that, during the night, a burglar had paid them
'My God!' said the rugger man. 'Did he get anything?" Til say!' said the
wife. 'In the dark, I thought he was you!'
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