Only One Penis
The club chairman's wife was playing with his penis. 'Darling, didn't you tell
me once that you were the only man who had one of these?' she asked.
'That's right, dear,' said her husband.
'Well, do you know, I found out yesterday that the team captain has one too!'
'Ah . . . yes . . .' said the club chairman. 'Well, that's because I had a spare
one, you see - and I gave it to him.'
'Well, that was silly of you,' replied his wife. 'You gave the best and biggest
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