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Putting Words In My Mouth

The front-row forward decided to get a tattoo. 'Any suggestions?' he said to the tattooist.
'Do you love your wife?' he was asked.
'Of course I do,' he replied.
'Well,' said the tattooist, 'why not have "I Love You" tattooed on your penis?'
'Great idea!' said the rugby man. 'Let's go!'
In bed that evening, he threw back the sheets and said to his wife, 'What do you think of that, Love?'
'There you go again!' she said. 'Always trying to put words in my mouth!'

 

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