Sammy the Scrum-half was courting and one evening he took his fiancee out for
a walk. They were looking for a quiet spot in which to indulge in a little horizontal
jogging, and they came to the local park which, unfortunately, was locked up for
Sammy's girl looked up doubtfully at the high surrounding wall and said, 'How
are we going to get over?' Sammy unzipped his flies and took out his proudly erect
manhood. 'No problem, love,' he said. 'You just stand on this!' 'That's all very
well,' she said. 'But how am I going to get back?'
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