The first time Gloria, the team mascot, went off to a swinging holiday camp
in the Mediterranean, her father warned her against the predatory young men who
would be after her virtue.
'Don't worry, Dad,' she said, tapping her forehead. 'I've got it up here!'
'I don't care where you've got it,' said her father. 'Wherever it is, those randy
young buggers will find it!'
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