Skiing jokes, skiing humour and comedy.
A guy learning to ski remarked, "By the time I learned to stand up, I couldn't
Then there was the dumb skier who got nasty frostbite on his legs because
he couldn't figure out how to get his ski pants over his skis.
Skiing can be a time-consuming sport. I spent one day skiing and seven in
Skiing: A winter sport that people learn in several sittings.
All things are possible with the exception of skiing through a revolving door.
I got a useful pamphlet with my new skis. It tells how to convert them into
a pair of splints.
I read about a businessman charged with operating a monopoly three ski lodges
and a hospital.
A small girl watching a water-skier said to her father, "That man is
so silly. He'll never catch that boat!"
Sign at the foot of a ski slope: Laws of Gravity Strictly Enforced.
Old skiers never die...they just go over the hill.
Ski jumping is where you race down a steep hill and fly 300 feet through the
air. There's just got to be a better way to meet nurses.